Armed Servicers opens with three soldiers, supposedly in Vietnam, sitting around peeling potatoes and sharing stories about their civilian romantic liaisons. G.I. Harry waxes poetic about a gal named Bunny waiting for him back home. "When you got three places to choose from, it?s very hard to know where to stick it first," he tells the other two (while we happily get to see what he?s talking about). Lieutenant Ted talks fondly of his sweetheart, Carol, but the audience is made privy to something Ted doesn?t know ? during his absence, Carol has become a junkie who fucks for her fixes!