

The Size of Watermelons
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Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut. While attending the Venice Beach Art School, he meets Lizzy, Patrick and Gnome, who become his friends. When Alex figures out he should make a movie, he decides to do an "alternative political documentary in black and white" about Gnomes struggle to free Hawaii. He hires some brain dead film students and meets the girl of his dreams and he's all ready to make his movie. Until the first scheduled shooting date when Gnome, who has the budget, turns up missing.
Cast

Paul Rudd
Alex

Donal Logue
Gnome

Donovan Leitch
Patrick

Marissa Ribisi
Lizzie

Ione Skye
Maggie

John Enos III
Leonard

Adam West
Self

Tracey Walter
The Vagrant

David Lee Russek
Eddie

Zack Ward
Skinhead

Ed Anders
Bouncer

Richard Gilbert-Hill
Drama Teacher

Matt Koruba
Young Alex

Leila Johnson
Kim

Françoise Robertson
Cafe Waitress

Allan Kolman
Vladimir

Christopher Reed
Dealer

Jamie James
Jock

Stephen Webb
James

Jason NeSmith
Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy

Michael Anthony Williams
Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy

Nigel Mogg
Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy

Jesse Dorsey
Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy

Jeff Cairns
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

Curtis Lindersmith
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

Joe Majestik
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

Jason Mason
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

Grant Vanderslice
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
